| 5/15/12 - Believes a child is like a mosquito: when it stops making a noise, you know it's up to something... 5/8/12 - I was at the ATM the other day and an elder lady came up to me and asked me to help check her balance...so I pushed her... 5/6/12 - I have sexdaily!!! I mean dyslexia!!! Fcuk!!! 5/4/12 - Shit happens, you just wipe your ass and move on... 5/2/12 - I respect the person who let girls into the army. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable... 4/29/12 - Karma: Life's way of saying "HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES!!!" 4/24/12 - Trust issues are usually brought about by being with somebody that has honesty issues... 4/22/12 - So, apparently...it is severely frowned upon to grab a box of Kit-Kat's and throw them at people yelling "Give me a break!!!" |




























































































